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Dancing Duck A man walks into a bar with a duck and a
biscuit box. He sets the duck on top of the biscuit box on the bar and the duck
begins dancing. The barman finds this rather interesting as do the rest of the
punters in the pub. They all come round the duck and watch it for ages, and
while doing so, buy more and more drink. By the end of the night the bar is full
of people watching this amazing duck, still dancing and giving the odd quack now
and again. The barman realizes that he hasn't had business this good in a long
time. It is so good that he offers to buy the duck from the man to which the man
agrees to sell for 500 pounds. The barman thinks it is a bit expensive but
agrees to buy it anyhow. On selling the duck, the man goes home leaving a
crowded pub watching his dancing duck. |