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Jesus is Watching you
Late one night a burglar broke into a house where he
thought no one was home. He quietly walked
into the living room and suddenly heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you."
He froze in his tracks; but after hearing nothing else for a couple of minutes, he slowly
crept forward
and instantly heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Frightened, he frantically shined his flashlight in the direction of the voice and saw a
bird cage with a
parrot inside. Cautiously he asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is
watching me?" "Yes,"
replied the parrot.
Breathing a huge sigh of relief, the burglar asked the parrot, "So, what's your
name?" The bird
responded, "Clarence." "What a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the
burglar. "What idiot named
you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the pit bull
Jesus."
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