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Legless Parrot
Once there was this couple, they didn't have a lot of
money because the wife didn't work, but the guy was
happy with his job and they lived a normal life and had a nice home.
One day the man's work put on an "Exotic Pet Contest". The person who had the
most exotic pet would win
$5,000 dollars and an instant promotion. So the couple decided to go for it! They went to
pet stores determined to win the contest. "Hi can I help you?" The sales person said.
"Yes were looking for an exotic
pet," the husband said. "Oh I have just the one," said the sales person.
"Follow me." They stopped in front of a
bird cage. Inside was a parrot with no legs sitting on a perch.
"Why's he so exotic?" asked the husband. "Well you see," said the
sales person," this bird can talk in many
languages and has no legs." "Yes yes I see," said the husband. "So how
does he stay on the branch?" "Well sir, he hangs by his dick," commented the sales person. "Wow this will surely win the
contest!" the husband
thought and bought the bird.
Well the couple ended up winning the contest and a few weeks later the husband came home
and the parrot
was unusually quiet. He shrugged it off and went upstairs to find his wife. "Milkman
came to the door...wife
took off milkman's clothes, milkman took off wife's clothes.." the parrot said, but
then stopped. "What?" The
husband asked and the bird said it again. The husband was in a fit of rage at the parrot
and he reached into his cage and started shaking him and shouted; "Yes, and then
what? Tell me what happened next!" "I don't know," the parrot said "I
got hard and fell off the branch!"
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