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Massage Parlour Last week a woman entered a local
pet-shop with the intention of purchasing a talking bird. However, it seems a
lot of people are going to receive talking parrots for Christmas this year, as
the shopkeeper had sold her entire stock of speaking pets, except for one rather
attractive Macaw. It turned out that this bird had lived in the local massage
parlour prior to being sold to the pet-shop. Despite this the woman purchased
the Macaw and took him home to show the family. As soon as she had the bird
settled on a perch at her home he looked around and said: "Arrrk, new
joint, new madam! Arrrk!" Later that day the woman's two daughters
arrived home from high school. Upon seeing the teenagers the Macaw yelled:
"Arrrk, new joint, new madam, new girls! Arrrk!"
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