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- Dishwasher Repairman
- When her
dishwasher packed up, Mrs. Williams phoned the repair man.
He couldn't accommodate her request for an after-hours
appointment, and because she had to go to work she told him, "I'll leave the key
under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave your invoice on the counter and I'll post you a
cheque. By the way, I have a large Rottweiler called Fang, but don't worry, he's very
well-trained and he won't bother you. I also have a large parrot. Whatever you do, no
matter what he says to you, do not say anything to the bird!" Well, sure enough, the
dog totally ignored the repair man, but the whole time he was there the parrot swore,
yelled, screamed and just about drove the bloke mad. As he was getting ready to leave, he
just couldn't resist saying to the parrot, "You stupid fucking mangy ball of
feathers, shut the fuck up!" The bird went quiet for a moment, fixed him with a
malicious glare, then shouted at the top of its voice: "Kill, Fang. Kill, boy!"
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